dadsofficial:

just what i need

(Source: hatos)

cogenics:

chloemew:

raverush:

But what’s Kirby going to look like when he eats the villager

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mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

sadpigeon:

*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head

(Source: christmaspigeon)

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(Source: buttcraft)

pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

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i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

(Source: girff)

tylerchokely:

What kind of airline promotes this

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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